There are two ways of being happy: We must either diminish our wants or augment our means — either may do — the result is the same and it is for each man to decide for himself and to do that which happens to be easier. -Benjamin Franklin-

You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It’s quite a simple difference, but an important one. -Douglas Adams-

New Zealand’s national icon is the kiwi which is a small nocturnal bird that is round and brown, and furry. They should not be confused with kiwi fruit, which is also round and brown, and furry. New Zealanders are sometimes called Kiwis, and some of us are round and brown, as well. -Paul, tourguide with Toru Tours, Auckland-

I feel like my entire life is leading up to a tell-all book critics will dismiss as just one long fever dream. -Hilary Forth, “Sally Forth”-

If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate. -Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.-

Maybe Lucy was right. Of all the Charlie Browns, you’re the Charlie Browniest. -Linus van Pelt, “Peanuts”-

No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other’s worth. -Robert Southey-

“Loved the wedding. Invite me to the marriage.” -God-

You can try to understand, but it only hurts.

The future is here. It’s just not widely distributed yet. -William Gibson-