Old cartoonists never die, they just erase away. -Mort Walker, “Beetle Bailey”-

What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -Crowfoot (Native American warrior and orator)-

I don’t know about ignorance, and I don’t care about apathy, but I absolutely will not put up with intolerance.

Oh, horsefeathers!

You know what Ginger Rogers said: I did everything he did, backward and in heels.

This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.

Love is in the Air … Wait! That’s BBQ! -Brian’s BBQ, Deland, Florida-

I just watched the dogs chase their tails for five minutes. I was thinking, “It must be nice to be that easily entertained.” But then I realized: I just watched dogs chase their tails for five minutes. -“Randy’s Random” by Randy Cassingham-

They say that no two snowflakes are alike. But just who, exactly, keeps track of that?

The algebra of quaternions preserves the law of multiplicative associativity but does away with commutativity.