Your feelings are irrelevant. #TriggerALiberalIn4Words

I left Earth three times, and found no other place to go. Please take care of Spaceship Earth. -Wally Schirra-

The more you run over a dead squirrel, the flatter it gets.

One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

Two carpenters are hammering nails into the side of a house, and one asks the other why he is examining each nail as he takes it out of the box and throwing half of them away. “They’re defective,” replies the second carpenter, holding one up. “The pointy end is facing the wrong way.” “You fool! Those are for the other side of the house!”

There are no absolute truths. (Did you ever notice illogic in this statement?)

I remember when I was a teen and had a poster that said “Never trust anyone over 30.” Now I am twice that. Come to think of it I don’t trust anyone over 30 still! I am old! -Aloha Colerick-

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

Do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky “Loo-ey-ville” or “Lou-iss-ville”? I pronounce the capital of Kentucky “Frankfort.”

It’s better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air, than to be in the air wishing you were on the ground. -Jason Schappert-