What’s the difference between an elephant and a loaf of bread? Remind me to never send you to the store for a loaf of bread!

“Need directions?” -God-

e^(i * Pi) + 1 = 0

Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold, pease porridge in the pot, nine days old. Some like it hot, some like it cold, some like in the pot nine days old.

The exception that occurred was due not to random failure but to a design error. The exception was detected but was handled inappropriately because the view had been taken that software should be considered correct until it is shown to be at fault. The … opposite view [is] that software should be assumed to be faulty until application of the currently accepted best practice methods can demonstrate that it is correct. This means that critical software must be identified at a very detailed level, that exceptional behavior must be confined, and that a reasonable back-up policy must take software failures into account. -Society for Industrial and Applied Mathematics, 1996-

China Clipper calling Alameda.

That’s us: Grace, Klutz and our little dog Stumble.

Don’t take it personally, stupid.

“One nation, under Me.” -God-

I am me. In all the world, there is no one else exactly like me. Therefore, everything that comes out of me is authentically mine, because I alone choose it. However I look and sound, whatever I say and do, whatever I think and feel is me. Take me for me!