I don’t suffer from insanity. I’m loving every minute of it.

Unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes.

Batten down the hatches! (But sir, we already did.) Well, batten them down again. We’ll teach those hatches!

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

We may be lost but we’re making good time. I don’t know where we’re going but we’re getting there pretty fast.

There does not now, nor will there ever exist, a programming language in which it is the least bit hard to write bad programs. -Lawrence Flon-

I’m cold sober but I expect I’ll get over it. -Otis Campbell, “The Andy Griffith Show”-

The problem with people who have no vices is that, generally, you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. -C. S. Lewis-

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. “You ate it, Ralph.” -(Alka Seltzer)-