Set your phasers on Stun. (Captain, the tricorder reports all the inhabitants of this planet are beautiful women.) In that case, set your phasers on Caress.

It’s a good thing Mary felt differently about abortion than Notre Dame does.

Every child has a right to be well-born, well-nurtured and well-taught, and only the freedom of woman can guarantee him this right. -Helen Keller-

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

Now, to find the cure. May it be not worse than the disease. -Man of La Mancha-

Nothing spoils fun like finding out it builds character. -Calvin, “Calvin & Hobbes”-

The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn’t need its brain anymore, so it eats it. It’s rather like getting tenure. -Daniel Dennett-

You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass. Do you know what this means? You matter! -found on Facebook-

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. -Dan Quayle-

A cell phone is the only thing men will brag about having one that is smaller.