The pilot should be situationally aware of the proximity to terrain … and take the necessary flight control action to avoid contact with it. -FAA Airplane Flying Handbook-

The computer and its information cannot answer any of the fundamental questions we need to address to make our lives more meaningful and humane. The computer is… a magnificent toy that distracts us from facing what we most need to confront — spiritual emptiness, knowledge of ourselves, usable conceptions of the past and future. -Neil Postman-

No human being is illegal. -Elie Wiesel-

There have always been days when I ask myself, “So, am I the cup bearer or the baker?” -Ken Schenck-

My dreams are in basic black and white, but my nightmares, on the other hand, are in vivid, lifelike color! -Brutus Thornapple, “The Born Loser”-

Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers. -found on Facebook-

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. -found on Facebook-

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors … it’s a job I can see myself doing. -found on Facebook-

I could insult your intelligence, but then you probably wouldn’t understand the insult.

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (Only a fraction of people will find this funny.) -found on Facebook-