When life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic. -found on Facebook-

Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? -found on Facebook-

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too. -found on Facebook-

If it happened once, it can happen again. Something is either possible or impossible. If it happened, it cannot be impossible. If it is possible, it can happen. If it happened once, it can happen again.

I poured my root beer into a square cup, now I just have beer. -found on Facebook-

We have abundant reason to rejoice, that, in this land, the light of truth and reason has triumphed over the power of bigotry and superstition, and that every person may here worship God according to the dictates of his own heart. -George Washington-

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. -Martin Fowler-

You know it’s going to be a long week when you get to your office first thing Monday morning and find the 60 Minutes news team waiting for you.

Little Lamb, who made thee? / Dost thou know who made thee? / Gave thee life, and bid thee feed, / By the stream and o’er the mead? -William Blake-