Yesterday it worked … Today it is not working … Windows is like that. (error messages in haiku)

Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it. -Dan Quayle-

Stay focused on the goal. But, when you’re up to your armpits in alligators sometimes it is hard to remember you came here to drain the swamp.

If you drink enough coffee, you don’t have to eat any bananas.

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.

Brooks’ Law: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

This is not a battle between the United States of America and terrorism, but between the free and democratic world and terrorism. -Tony Blair-

As the good shepherd said, “Let’s get the flock out of here!”

I’ll be fair and rethink your request. Umm, NO!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. -H. Albright-