Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.
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Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. -Napoleon Bonaparte-
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♫ I am persuaded to believe nothing can separate us from the wonderful love of God. ♪ / High above it will send us if we let it live within us while the sinful earth we trod. ♪ / Neither height nor depth, nor principalities; things present nor things to come, ♪ / Though the devil he may hate us he can never separate us from the wonderful love of God. ♫
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“NUTS!” -Brigadier General Anthony Clement McAuliffe-
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I refuse to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person.
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Reality is up for grabs. One man’s reality is another man’s fantasy. -Capt. “Trapper John” McIntyre, “M*A*S*H”-
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Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything. -Blaise Pascal-
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If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?