If you didn’t have enough time to do it right the first time, how are you going to find the time to do it over?

Barbecuing is proof you can get men to do anything, even cook, as long as it’s dangerous.

The dinosaurs didn’t go to the vet and look what happened to them. -Red Mountain Animal Clinic, Birmingham, Alabama-

Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal if you are all thumbs. -Glaser and Way-

Q: Boxers or briefs? A: Depends.

The pain then is part of the happiness now. That’s the deal. -Joy Gresham Lewis (from Shadowlands)-

Yes, we have no bananas.

But there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out. -Ernest Thayer-