All of my saying are released under the Creative Commons license.

All vessels can be a minesweeper — once.

Beautify America! Throw away something pretty.

About submarines: Who wants to get in a boat that sinks on purpose?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin. -John von Neumann-

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “Ni” at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land! -Monty Python-

If you’re worried about the water, just brush your teeth with vodka. (Does that help?) Who cares? -Dr. Jerry Robinson, “The Bob Newhart Show”-

There are two kinds of truth: the truth that lights the way and the truth that warms the heart. The first of these is science, and the second is art. Neither is independent of the other or more important than the other. The truth of art keeps science from becoming inhuman, and the truth of science keeps art from becoming ridiculous. -Raymond Thornton Chandler-

In the presence of eternity, the mountains are as transient as the clouds. -Robert Green Ingersoll-

And always remember… when life hands you Lemons, ask for Tequila and Salt and call me over! -Treesia Rhoden-