A lot of programs are meant to get us out of having to rely on God. Relying on God has a feeling of uncomfortable to it. -Caleb Jones-
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When a crisis confronts the nation, the first question often asked by policymakers is: “What naval forces are available and how fast can they be on station?” -Admiral Carlisle A. H. Trost, CNO May 1990-
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A cell phone is the only thing men will brag about having one that is smaller.
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Said the fox in the henhouse, “There’s nobody in here but us chickens.”
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There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (Only a fraction of people will find this funny.) -found on Facebook-
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They Shoot Horses, Don’t They
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If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day. -E.B. White-
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Among individuals, as among nations, respect for the rights of others is peace. -Benito Juárez-
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Life has many choices. Eternity only two. -Kokomo Zion United Methodist Church, Kokomo, Indiana-
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Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. -found on Facebook-