I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.
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The art of progress is to preserve order amid change, and to preserve change amid order. -Alfred North Whitehead-
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When something goes wrong in your life, just yell “Plot twist!” and move on. -George Takei-
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The Statue of Liberty test: One of the best indicators of what makes a country great is the number of people who want to get out compared to the number who want to get in. On that scale, America is on the top of the list. -Timothy Garton Ash, alt.-
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Within the covers of the Bible are the answers for all the problems men face. -Ronald Reagan-
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Might as well enjoy life. You can’t get out alive.
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The winner wants to talk about the last hand but the loser says “shut up and deal.”
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The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time. -Abraham Lincoln-
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Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty. -Ronald Reagan-
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If you keep your expectations low you are never disappointed.