Get out of the way and let God do what He is going to do. -Freddie Garrett-
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Tequila may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot. -Garcia’s Mexican Restaurant, Deland, Florida-
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With God, you must have a change in condition before you can have a change in character. -Tony Brady-
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M: If I couldn’t use hyperbole, I would never speak. G: So, hyperbole is your love language? Just like Jesus? -Greg Fiebig-
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The apple of my eye became the potato of my couch. -Loretta Lockhorn, “The Lockhorns”-
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Are you covered by the sauce? “The Blood of Jesus” -Johnson Temple, Church of God in Christ, Crescent City, Florida-
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A guy I work with once asked me, “I’ve heard of key limes, but what about lock lemons?” -crazeecatgrrl-
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Together, we can save lives. ¡Si, se puede! Yes, we can! -LifeSouth Community Blood Centers-
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If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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One of the saddest things I’ve seen in all of the churches we’ve been in all of the countries we’ve lived in all over the world, is how we hold up the banner of this denomination instead of holding up banner of the Savior. -Tim Tebow-