Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons -Scott Adams-

If the females are happy then everyone is happy. -Carlos Santana-

If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world. -Blaise Pascal-

Indian cuisine at the New Delhi airport: Hägen-Dasz, McDonalds, Domino’s Pizza and Krispy Kreme. -Cutlass 43k-

Why don’t anteaters ever get sick? Because they’re full of antybodies. -Agapé Animal Center, Panama City, Florida-

Two mosquitoes find a tourist in Florida. Says one: Shall we eat him here or take him back to the Everglades? The other: Better eat him here. If we take him back the bigger mosquitoes might take him away from us.

Ecclesiastes said there’d be days like this. -Ken Schenck-

“If you must curse, use your own name.” -God-

The titles on Hawaii Five-Oh were done by Reza S. Badiyi.

In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running. -Jeff Bezos-