Sometimes, you just gotta color outside the lines. -Mike Cline-

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. -found on Facebook-

I hate being bi-polar. It’s awesome.

A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes his stories. They live on after him. He becomes immortal. -Big Fish-

Old boys have their playthings as well as young ones; the difference is only in the price. -Benjamin Franklin-

Pete and Repeat went for a swim but Pete drowned. Who was left?

Facing the terrible absurdity of ourselves is always jolting. -Opus, “Bloom County”-

Good teachers deserve apples; great teachers deserve chocolate. -Richard W. Hamming-

If you truly love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it is yours forever. If not, hunt it down and kill it.

Stop the world, I want to get off.