96.7% of all statistics used in daily conversation are just made up on the spot.
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Seven Warning Signs of Bogus Science (1): Publicity First — The discoverer pitches the claim directly to the media.
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“I love you…Te amo…我爱你” -God-
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Quicksand only works slowly.
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What Type of Mom are you?
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Didja hear about the tragedy in Charleston? The West Virginia State Library burned down. Total loss. Both volumes. The saddest part was, the Governor had the coloring book almost all done already.
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Ya got time for breathin’, ya got time for music. -Briscoe Darling, “The Andy Griffith Show”-
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I lost my faith in atheism.
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What’s the difference between an elephant and peanut butter? An elephant won’t stick to the roof of your mouth.
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Pilate asked, “What is Truth?”