There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him just so long; and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can’t stand him quite that long. -Will Rogers-

No matter how long I live, no matter how many more different jobs I may have, I have already been given the highest reward I’ll ever receive, the privilege and the responsibility of serving very proudly in the United States Navy. -Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, USN-

“What part of “Thou shalt not…” didn’t you understand?” -God-

Democrats never agree on anything, that’s why they’re Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. -Will Rogers-

Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth. -Will Rogers-

I tried sanity once, but it was an excruciating bore.

We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. -Will Rogers-

Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces? -Will Rogers-

There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election. It will be over at sundown, and let everybody pray that it’s not a tie, for we couldn’t go through with this thing again. -Will Rogers-

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. -Alfred Hitchcock-