For once you did something that didn’t make me want to shove a dead rat in your mouth and sew your lips shut. -Carla, “Cheers”-

I’m telling you, when one lousy bar can’t produce four decent bowlers, it’s time for America to take a long, hard look at itself. -Carla, “Cheers”-

Here, Violet, these are for you because I like you. -Linus van Pelt (What did he give you?) A bunch of french fries with a rubber band around them. -Violet, “Peanuts”

A man can live with any how if he has a why. -Victor Frankl-

Shower thought: Mirrors don’t actually break. They just multiply. -Donald Taylor-