Reality is up for grabs. One man’s reality is another man’s fantasy. -Capt. “Trapper John” McIntyre, “M*A*S*H”-

Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything. -Blaise Pascal-

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

If you didn’t have enough time to do it right the first time, how are you going to find the time to do it over?

Barbecuing is proof you can get men to do anything, even cook, as long as it’s dangerous.

The dinosaurs didn’t go to the vet and look what happened to them. -Red Mountain Animal Clinic, Birmingham, Alabama-

Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal if you are all thumbs. -Glaser and Way-