Freedom is not a gift bestowed upon us by other men, but a right that belongs to us by the laws of God and nature. -John Webbe-

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If you think you can, you’re probably right. If you think you can’t, you’re probably right, too.

And in the final words of Socrates: “I drank what?”

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

If I had two faces, do you think I’d be wearing this one? -Abraham Lincoln-

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An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts. -John Junor-

How can they tell? -Dorothy Parker (on being informed that Calvin Coolidge was dead)-

Here are two tickets to my new play. Bring a friend, if you have one. -George Bernard Shaw- Sorry, but I can’t make it to the opening night performance. Please send me tickets to the second performance, if there is one. -Winston Churchill-