Q: Boxers or briefs? A: Depends.

The pain then is part of the happiness now. That’s the deal. -Joy Gresham Lewis (from Shadowlands)-

Yes, we have no bananas.

But there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out. -Ernest Thayer-

Why are you worried about Google? Because they have my e-mail, search history, and a satellite photo of my house! -“User Friendly” (alt.)-

The younger generation has no internal concept of the phrase “a broken record.”

“Me, too,” cried little Davy. “Me, too!”

Believe in life! Always human beings will progress to greater, broader, and fuller life. -W. E. B. Du Bois-

What we have come to call “liberal” is often not truly liberal. A liberal environment, for example, is one where all ideas are open for rational discussion. -Ken Schenck-

Next time you’re in your car, look down at the floor. See that little hook sticking up on the driver’s side to hold the floor mat from sliding forward? One more visual reminder that writing software is hard, and we will do almost anything to avoid admitting that.