I’m cold sober but I expect I’ll get over it. -Otis Campbell, “The Andy Griffith Show”-

The problem with people who have no vices is that, generally, you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. -C. S. Lewis-

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. “You ate it, Ralph.” -(Alka Seltzer)-

Parts is parts -(Wendy’s)-

Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -Ronald Reagan-

Complexity is looking at interacting elements and asking how they form patterns and how the patterns unfold. Science doesn’t like perpetual novelty. -W. Brian Arthur-

The software used to be much better than this, but they’ve improved it and now it’s not as good.

Where’s the beef? -(Wendy’s)-