I want to die in my sleep like Grandpa, not like the screaming passengers in his car.

When in doubt, punt.

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. -Martin Golding-

Alcohol and Calculus Don’t Mix: Never Drink and Derive.

Why is it we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?

Is it possible to be totally partial? No, but it’s possible to be partially total.

Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important. -C. S. Lewis-

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. -Joseph Goebbels-

Most jobs are mind numbing, except for teachers whose job it is to numb minds.

I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun. -Katharine Hepburn-