I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you never know when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid. -Jack Sparrow, “Pirates of the Caribbean”-

Back in the days of old, when men were bold, and women were glad of it.

About tonight’s game I tell you with confidence, one team will win. And I can tell you the score of the game before it even starts: it’s zero to zero.

Earth: considered mostly harmless. -Ford Prefect, “The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”-

Don’t Panic -“The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”-

Politics makes for bad science.

The future is too interesting and dangerous to be entrusted to any predictable, reliable agency. We need all the fallibility we can get. Most of all, we need to preserve the absolute unpredictability and total improbability of our connected minds. -Lewis Thomas-

I’m not difficult to get along with, just impossible. -Jim Cupp-

Moderation is highly overrated. -Horner’s Butcher Block, Marion, Indiana-

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. -John F. Kennedy-