How do you tell a communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin. -Ronald Reagan-

Yesterday it worked…Today it is not working…Windows is like that.

As mad as two snakes hissing in a pit, that didn’t have a pit to hiss in.

Age is mind over matter. If you don=E2=80=99t mind, it don=E2=80=99t matter= .

The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible. -Albert Einstein-

As the good shepherd said, “Let’s get the flock out of here!”

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

Every non-trivial program contains at least one bug. Every non-trivial program can be simplified by at least one line of code. Conclusion: Every non-trivial program can be simplified to one line of code, and it will contain a bug.

A good engineer will go to any amount of effort to avoid extra effort.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -Albert Einstein-