Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. Those who can’t an, do. Those who can’t, teach. Those who can’t teach, administrate.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. -Yogi Bera-

I like women who prefer roses on the table over diamonds around their necks.

No human investigation can be called real science if it cannot be demonstrated mathematically. -Leonardo da Vinci-

I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won’t. -Mark Twain-

How come there’s no Tech Support for life?

Music is the pleasure the human mind experiences from counting without being aware that it is counting. -Leibniz-

We have the duty to protect the life of an unborn child. -Ronald Reagan-

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. -Mark Twain-

I tremble for my country when I hear of confidence expressed in me. I know too well my weakness, that our only hope is in God. -Robert E. Lee-