Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. -Groucho Marx-

In all my perplexities and distresses, the Bible has never failed to give me light and strength. -Robert E. Lee-

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.

Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your children.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

It seems hypocritical to me to support abortion after you’ve already been born.

Is Marx’s tomb a communist plot?

Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway. -John Wayne-

Life is hard. It’s harder if you’re stupid. -John Wayne-

The speed of time is one-second per second.