Why is it we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?

Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. -Joseph Goebbels-

Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important. -C. S. Lewis-

When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic. -Benjamin Franklin-

Reiser’s Law: Software is getting slower more rapidly than hardware becomes faster.

Most jobs are mind numbing, except for teachers whose job it is to numb minds.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

The biggest problem with communication is the perception that it occurred.

Be brilliant only for short periods of time. Otherwise, people start expecting it from you.