Make something idiot proof, and they will build a better idiot.

The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unfortunate but almost disqualified for life. -Albert Einstein-

Be nice to your kids. Remember, they will choose your nursing home.

Customer dependence is more profitable than customer education. -Niklaus Wirth-

I am not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

The Good Lord made all the integers; the rest is man’s doing. -Leopold Kronecker-

In mathematics, you don’t understand things. You just get used to them. -Dr. John von Neumann-

The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers! -R. W. Hamming-

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I’m not trying to be difficult, I am this way naturally.