What science can there be more noble, more excellent, more useful for men, more admirably high and demonstrative, than this of mathematics? -Benjamin Franklin-

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. -Mark Twain-

Is it true that the plural of “y’all” is “all y’all”?

There are only 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary numbers and those who don’t.

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. -Edsger W. Dijkstra-

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, “Thy will be done,” and those to whom God says, “All right, then, have it your way.” -C. S. Lewis-

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything. -Mark Twain-

Hardware: A product that if you play with it long enough, breaks. Software: A product that if you play with it long enough, works. -Ron Heuse-

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. -Steven Wright-