I think I’ll be a Captain. It was good enough for Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo; it’s good enough for me. -Sheldon Cooper, “The Big Bang Theory”-

Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

I remember the good old days of great software. Opera web browser before version 12; Corel WordPerfect before version 12; … press me and I’ll tell you about Word Star.

You’ve done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency? -Joseph N. Welch (to Senator Joseph McCarthy)-

Teaching is successful only as it causes people to think for themselves. -Alice Moore Hubbard-

I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true … I no longer know how to use my telephone. -Bjarne Stroustrup-

“As My apprentice you’ll never be fired.” -God-

Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one [which would] send thousands, millions, of little parachutes into the air. Floating down to earth — boxes of Crayolas. And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover the world with imagination instead of death. A child who touched one wouldn’t have his hand blown off. -Robert Fulghum-

I believe that liberty is the only genuinely valuable thing that men have invented, at least in the field of government, in a thousand years. I believe that it is better to be free than to be not free, even when the former is dangerous and the latter safe. -H.L. Mencken-