The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people.

I’ll be fair and rethink your request. Umm, NO!

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.

As mad as two snakes hissing in a pit, that didn’t have a pit to hiss in.

Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are.

Age is mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.

The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible. -Albert Einstein-

Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.

As the good shepherd said, “Let’s get the flock out of here!”

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