Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? Scarecrow: I don’t know … but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don’t they? -The Wizard of Oz-

Denial. It’s not just a river in Egypt.

Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore. -Dorothy, The Wizard of Oz-

Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.

There was never a good war or a bad peace. -Benjamin Franklin-

If you shoot a mime should you use a silencer?

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. -Arthur Conan Doyle-

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. -H.L. Mencken-

Drive a hybrid! My Mustang needs your gas.

When in doubt, punt.