The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.

Every human activity, good or bad, except mathematics, must come to an end. -Paul Erdos-

If you think you can, you’re probably right. If you think you can’t, you’re probably right, too.

You’ve got a point there but if you wear a hat nobody will notice.

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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but they have to check when you say the paint is wet?

Where liberty dwells, there is my country. -Benjamin Franklin-

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Batten down the hatches! (But sir, we already did.) Well, batten them down again. We’ll teach those hatches!

There does not now, nor will there ever exist, a programming language in which it is the least bit hard to write bad programs. -Lawrence Flon-