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Parkinson’s Law: Software expands to fill the available memory.

A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. -Albert Einstein-

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition! -Lieutenant Howell Maurice Forgy, USN (ChC)-

“Take her down!” thus sacrficing himself to save USS Growler (SS-215) -Commander Howard Walter Gilmore, USN 07 FEB 1943-

Damn the torpedoes, Full speed ahead! -Admiral David Glasgow Farragut, USN-

It follows then as certain as that night succeeds the day, that without a decisive naval force we can do nothing definitive, and with it, everything honorable and glorious. -George Washington-

Today we did what we had to do. They counted on America to be passive. They counted wrong. -Ronald Reagan-

We have met the enemy and they are ours… -Master Commandant Oliver Hazard Perry, USN-