Don’t be yourself. Be someone a little nicer. -Mignon McLaughlin-

There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.

Gibbs’ Rules #23: Never mess with a Marine’s coffee if you want to live.

Gibbs’ Rules #51: Sometimes you’re wrong.

Gibbs’ Rules #69: Never trust a woman who doesn’t trust her man.

Gibbs’ Rules #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person — if you must. There is no third best.

Gibbs’ Rules #36: If if feels like you’re being played, you probably are.

Gibbs’ Rules #16: If someone thinks they have the upper-hand, …break it!

Gibbs’ Rules #35: Always watch the watchers.

Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, set up your kingdom in our midst.