The Way to see by Faith, is to shut the Eye of Reason: The Morning Daylight appears plainer when you put out your Candle. -Benjamin Franklin-
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The pilot should be situationally aware of the proximity to terrain … and take the necessary flight control action to avoid contact with it. -FAA Airplane Flying Handbook-
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The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn’t need its brain anymore, so it eats it. It’s rather like getting tenure. -Daniel Dennett-
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If I tick you off from time to time, well, it’s not for lack of trying. -Dan Walker-
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“I understand that if you play a Windows CD backwards you hear strange Satanic messages.” It’s even worse than that; play it forwards and it installs Windows.
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A lot of programs are meant to get us out of having to rely on God. Relying on God has a feeling of uncomfortable to it. -Caleb Jones-
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When a crisis confronts the nation, the first question often asked by policymakers is: “What naval forces are available and how fast can they be on station?” -Admiral Carlisle A. H. Trost, CNO May 1990-
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A cell phone is the only thing men will brag about having one that is smaller.
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Said the fox in the henhouse, “There’s nobody in here but us chickens.”
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There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (Only a fraction of people will find this funny.) -found on Facebook-