The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Levántense, vámonos de aquí. -Jesús (Juan 14:31 RVC)-

It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first. -Ronald Reagan-

(Paul, why do Hell’s Angels wear leather?) Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. -found on Facebook-

Some people are like Slinkies — not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. -found on Facebook-

Did you hear about the zoo with a sandwich as an attraction? It was bread in captivity. -Leo Vogt-

Go your own way. Question everything. Accept nothing. Accept no dogma, no can’t. There are too many people walking around thinking they’re sacred cows, and they’re only half right. – Rosie DiManno-

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect). -Mark Twain-

All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular positions. -Adlai Stevenson-

It is easy in the world to live after the world’s opinion; it is easy in solitude after our own; but the great man is he who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude. -Ralph Waldo Emerson-