Recalling Bertrand Russell’s famous definition, that the mathematician never knows what he is talking about, nor whether what he is saying is true; but, we are tempted to add, at least he does know what he is doing. -Sir Arthur Stanley Eddington-

By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you have left in your life. -Morning Coffee Talk-

But it must not be supposed that all infinite numbers are equal. On the contrary, there are infinitely more infinite numbers than finite ones. -Bertrand Russell-

Where liberty dwells, there is my country. -Benjamin Franklin-

In this capricious world, nothing is more capricious than posthumous fame. -Bertrand Russell-

You can’t set a Hallmark movie in the South. Unexpected snow isn’t magical down here. It’s terrifying and usually leads to a fight at the Piggly Wiggly. -It’s a Southern Thing-

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. -Max Eastman-

Manger empty. Cross empty. Tomb empty. Throne occupied for eternity! -Leo Vogt-

Shower thought: The only difference between surfing and snowboarding is the temperature of the water. -Donald Taylor-

If I had a nickel for every time I got confused, I’d be like “where’d this nickel come from?” and then there’d be another nickel and I’d think “what’s with the nickels?” leading to more nickels and confusion and eventually I’d be slowly crushed by nickels without ever knowing why. -Donald Taylor-