It is in disaster, not success, that the heros and the bums really get sorted out. -VADM James Stockdale, USN-

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know…. -Marianas Eye Insitute, Saipan-

Worry is a conversation you have with yourself about things you cannot change. Prayer is a conversation you have with God about things He can change. -found on Facebook-

Let’s go to bed so these people can go home. -Dennis Ewbank-

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -Victor Borge-

I’m not OCD, but you can count on me to turn your toilet paper in the correct direction. -found on Facebook-

The food at this place is really terrible … and such small portions. -the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall-

Ships at a distance have every man’s wish on board. -Zora Neale Hurston-

What a card. You oughta be dealt with.

Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material. -Leviticus 19:19-