The future should be important to you. That’s where you’ll spend the rest of your life. -Grandma, “Hi and Lois”-

Medicine makes people ill, mathematics makes them sad, and theology makes them sinful. -Martin Luther-

Indiana girls: The kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad. -found on Facebook-

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. -Dwight D. Eisenhower-

You can’t learn English from an American. -Capt. “Trapper” John McIntyre, “M*A*S*H”-

Old cartoonists never die, they just erase away. -Mort Walker, “Beetle Bailey”-

What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -Crowfoot (Native American warrior and orator)-

I don’t know about ignorance, and I don’t care about apathy, but I absolutely will not put up with intolerance.

Oh, horsefeathers!

You know what Ginger Rogers said: I did everything he did, backward and in heels.