If you say that there are elephants flying in the sky, people are not going to believe you. But if you say that there are four hundred and twenty-five elephants flying in the sky, people will probably believe you. -Gabriel García Márquez-

My dreams are in basic black and white, but my nightmares, on the other hand, are in vivid, lifelike color! -Brutus Thornapple, “The Born Loser”-

No human being is illegal. -Elie Wiesel-

You get to make your own decisions. However, God weighs in on the consequences. -Welaka Baptist Church, Welaka, Florida-

When life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic. -found on Facebook-

I was going to have a brain transplant but I changed my mind. -found on Facebook-

If you’ve got a religious belief that withers in the face of observations of the natural world, you ought to rethink your beliefs — rethinking the world isn’t an option. -PZ Myers-

A lot of programs are meant to get us out of having to rely on God. Relying on God has a feeling of uncomfortable to it. -Caleb Jones-

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors … it’s a job I can see myself doing. -found on Facebook-

There have always been days when I ask myself, “So, am I the cup bearer or the baker?” -Ken Schenck-