One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to McDonald’s makes you a hamburger.
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Besides language and music, mathematics is one of the primary manifestations of the free creative power of the human mind. -Hermann Weyl-
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Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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We cannot have peace if we are only concerned with peace. War is not an accident. It is the logical outcome of a certain way of life. -A. J. Muste-
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The Prince of Peace has come. The Lion of Judah is coming. -San Mateo Church of the Nazarene, San Mateo, Florida-
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“Have you read my #1 best seller? (There will be a test.)” -God-
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In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not. -Yogi Bera-
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We cannot have peace if we are only concerned with peace. War is not an accident. It is the logical outcome of a certain way of life. -A. J. Muste-