Don’t put crazy glue and eye drops on the same shelf.
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Glori na bikneim long Yu Bikpela Jisas Kraist.
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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
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War is war and Hell is hell. And war is worse, because there’s no innocent bystanders in Hell. -Capt. B.F. “Hawkeye” Pierce, “M*A*S*H”-
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Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation… A graphic representation of data abstracted from banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. -William Gibson-
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Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. -Albert Einstein-
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Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. -Nelson Mandela-
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As Eli Whitney said, you keep your cotton-pickin’ hands off my gin.
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I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
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The mathematical sciences particularly exhibit order, symmetry, and limitations; and these are the greatest forms of the beautiful. -Aristotle-