I already don’t know too many programming languages; I don’t want to not learn another one. -Roger Arrowood-

Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can. -LCDR Robert W. Copeland, USN 25 OCT 1944-

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How can I soar like an eagle when I’m surrounded by turkeys?

We puzzle as to whether the universe is bounded or extends forever; whether, indeed, it may only be one universe among many. But science teaches more than this. It continually reminds us that we are still ignorant and there is much to learn. Time and space are interconnected in strange ways; there is no absolute simultaneity. -Vannevar Bush-

Of course, I don’t look busy. I did it right the first time.

Me: You disagree with everything I say. You: No, I don’t!

Linus’ Law: Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -Mae West-