Why is it that every time a man is played for a fool by a woman, every other woman that man knows takes great delight in it? -Perry Mason-

Success Always Hugs you in Private…! But Failure Always slaps you in the Public…! Thats Life… -Moel Jamace Avini-

A long talk with a great friend is a beautiful thing! -Nyla-Jean de Boer-

Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. -Red Sketon-

Good night. And May God Bless. -Red Sketon-

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was ‘Always’. -Red Sketon-

Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos. -Will Durant-

Can you think of a word that uses all the vowels including the y? Unquestionably! -Anu Garg-

Clearing the snow off your significant other’s car is a romantic gesture couples in snowless states will never understand. -Bonnie Garza-

Jesus is the lifeboat. Grab on and get in. -Cynthia Alexander-