The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unfortunate but almost disqualified for life. -Albert Einstein-
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Be nice to your kids. Remember, they will choose your nursing home.
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Customer dependence is more profitable than customer education. -Niklaus Wirth-
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I am not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
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The Good Lord made all the integers; the rest is man’s doing. -Leopold Kronecker-
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In mathematics, you don’t understand things. You just get used to them. -Dr. John von Neumann-
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The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers! -R. W. Hamming-
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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I’m not trying to be difficult, I am this way naturally.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.