Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. -Martin Golding-

King, eh? Well, I didn’t vote for you! -Monty Python-

Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do. -Donald Knuth-

I want to die in my sleep like Grandpa, not like the screaming passengers in his car.

Alcohol and Calculus Don’t Mix: Never Drink and Derive.

Boy, am I glad that the hole is in your end of the boat.

Why is it we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?

Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. -Joseph Goebbels-

Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important. -C. S. Lewis-