For once you did something that didn’t make me want to shove a dead rat in your mouth and sew your lips shut. -Carla, “Cheers”-

I’m telling you, when one lousy bar can’t produce four decent bowlers, it’s time for America to take a long, hard look at itself. -Carla, “Cheers”-

Here, Violet, these are for you because I like you. -Linus van Pelt (What did he give you?) A bunch of french fries with a rubber band around them. -Violet, “Peanuts”

A man can live with any how if he has a why. -Victor Frankl-

Shower thought: Mirrors don’t actually break. They just multiply. -Donald Taylor-

Although the whole of this life were said to be nothing but dreams and the physical world nothing but a phantasm, I should call this dream or phantasm real enough, if, using reason well, we were never deceived by it. -Liebniz-

Hindsight is notably cleverer than foresight. -Chester W. Nimitz-

We’re here to put a dent in the universe. -Steve Jobs-

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them then translate into their own language, and forthwith it is something entirely different. -Goethe-

You will be the last person to die in your lifetime. Everyone else who was alive when the oldest living person in the world was born is already dead.