For once you did something that didn’t make me want to shove a dead rat in your mouth and sew your lips shut. -Carla, “Cheers”-
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I’m telling you, when one lousy bar can’t produce four decent bowlers, it’s time for America to take a long, hard look at itself. -Carla, “Cheers”-
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Here, Violet, these are for you because I like you. -Linus van Pelt (What did he give you?) A bunch of french fries with a rubber band around them. -Violet, “Peanuts”
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A man can live with any how if he has a why. -Victor Frankl-
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Shower thought: Mirrors don’t actually break. They just multiply. -Donald Taylor-
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Although the whole of this life were said to be nothing but dreams and the physical world nothing but a phantasm, I should call this dream or phantasm real enough, if, using reason well, we were never deceived by it. -Liebniz-
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Hindsight is notably cleverer than foresight. -Chester W. Nimitz-
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We’re here to put a dent in the universe. -Steve Jobs-
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Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them then translate into their own language, and forthwith it is something entirely different. -Goethe-
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You will be the last person to die in your lifetime. Everyone else who was alive when the oldest living person in the world was born is already dead.